Your worst body feature suddenly becomes your best (because all of your good ones are so bad).
You open your mouth to say something and your mind goes blank...did I say EVERY time you go to open your mouth.
You spend more time sitting in the ladies room than you do anywhere else.
You wake up starving, eat, take a nap, eat, read a story to your toddler and then say Hey it's time for lunch.
Everything seems to be disorganized and it's driving you bonkers.
You search craigslist for a new crib because there isn't enough time to get ready for the new baby (even though there is still 4 months left).
You can't seem to get rid of that smell, or that smudge of dirt, or those stains you never noticed on the carpet...
Those all apply to me this time around, feel free to talk about your experiences. I am sure there are more but reread number two.